Tolerance?

Tolerance skit - juggling knives
Tolerance? a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, courtesy of Clowns for Christ This was written as a children’s sermon to match an adult sermon by the same title. (Clown One enters and walks up to where children are.) Clown One (addressing kids): I am going to talk...
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Rock, Scissors, Paper – nothing beats prayer

Rock, Scissors, Paper - nothing beats prayer
Rock, scissors, paper … bomb? Nothing beats prayer! Two clowns on stage (either as part of something previous or entering on stage and meeting each other) Clown 1: Say, isn’t it your turn to clean up the elephant cages? (or anything else for the 2 clowns to disagree...
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The Garden of Eden

The Garden of Eden - free Christian clown skit for 2 speaking clowns
The Garden of Eden – free Christian clown skit for 2 speaking clowns This is a skit that my wife and I wrote and performed in our Church’s Children’s Church service. If you like it you are welcome to post for others to perform. Ben and Carolyn Willige,...
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Are you hungry?

Are You Hungry, a skit for 2 speaking clowns, typically a white face and auguste, (or 1 clown and youth pastor). Original by Renee Moseman
Are You Hungry, a skit for 2 speaking clowns, typically a white face and auguste, (or 1 clown and youth pastor). Original by Renee Moseman (props required, a wagon with a picnic basket in it, apple, orange, banana, box of nuts, string of hot dogs, potato, container of...
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Clown Easter – an Easter Sunday skit for 4 clowns

Clown Easter - an Easter Sunday skit for 4 clowns
Clown Easter – an Easter Sunday skit for 4 clowns This script is courtesy of Clowns for Christ This was originally written for Easter 1998. The script, written for 4 clowns, is intentionally unfinished, because our Associate Pastor supplied the ending to surprise us, taking the role listed...
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Feat of Strength

Feat of Strength - An original free Christian clown skit by Tom Raymond/Raynbow, inspired by the feat of strength funny joke.)
Feat of Strength – An original free Christian clown skit by Tom Raymond/Raynbow, inspired by the feat of strength funny joke.) Props needed: Balloon pump or bicycle pump, old telephone book, toy wheelbarrow (the skit begins with Clown 1 entering the stage, addressing the audience) Clown 1: Hello,...
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The Belt of Truth

The Belt of Truth - part of Steve Conley‘s series of clown skits dealing with the Armor of God
The Belt of Truth – part of Steve Conley‘s series of clown skits dealing with the Armor of God (props: stuffed lion, belt, bible) (Clown 1 is kneeling on the floor talking to a stuffed lion) Clown 1: You can do it! I support you 100%. I promise....
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Abbott and Costello – A Dollar a Day

A dollar a day routine, made famous by Abbott and Costello
A dollar a day routine, made famous by Abbott and Costello A Dollar A Day is a classic vaudeville skit, made famous by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, where Lou Costello has been working for Bud Abbott for the last year for the “princely” sum of one dollar per day—and Bud Abbott finds...
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