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Archive for the Clown Ministry Skits Category


Clown Armor of God

Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6 (requires 2 clowns, 1 with at least some balloon twisting ability) Clown 1: Today, we’re going to demonstrate putting on the Armor of God, with the help […]

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The Breastplate of Righteousness

The Breastplate of Righteousness by Steve Conley (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) Clown walks in reading the Bible….. (Bible should be made out of foam core and hollow on the inside to store the props.) Clown says out loud… Clown1: The “best” plate of righteousness? Ah, the best plate of righteousness! (clown pulls out of […]

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The Belt of Truth

The Belt of Truth - part of Steve Conley‘s series of clown skits dealing with the Armor of God (props: stuffed lion, belt, bible) (Clown 1 is kneeling on the floor talking to a stuffed lion) Clown 1: You can do it! I support you 100%. I promise. I’m telling you the truth. I support you in every […]

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Baptism and the Diploma

Baptism and the Diploma – a clown skit for 2 talking clowns, dealing with baptism (A 2-clown skit for introducing the topic of baptism. The only prop required is a certificate—a piece of paper rolled up & tied with a ribbon is more than sufficient. Begins with Clown 1 already on stage, as Clown 2 enters, […]

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The Meaning of Christmas, by William Martin, AKA: Specs the Clown

Christmas Skit 2012, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Church Cast: The Decorating Clowns (4), The Shopping Clowns (5), Clown 9 to talk with Children & Clowns. Clown 9 can also be one of the ministers, Clown 10, to pray As Children gather for the children’s sermon, a group of “Shopping Clowns” enters from left of  Sanctuary. […]

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Ticket to Heaven

Ticket to Heaven, a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, presenting the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Original by Raynbow D. Clown (requires 2 clowns, or perhaps 1 and a ‘normal’ person in angel costume) Clown 1: Last night, I had the strangest dream! It went sort of like this… (Clown 2 moves on-stage — has […]

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Whiter than Snow, free clown skit, courtesy of Steve Conley dealing with sin, hyssop and cleansing

Whiter than Snow, a clown skit for 2, courtesy of , dealing with sin, hyssop and cleansing (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) (Some lines of this skit my not be appropriate for children. Just leave those lines out) (Clown enters stage with a bucket, soap and brush. Sets the bucket down takes […]

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The Helper, a skit for 2 speaking clowns by Steve Conley

by Steve Conley, a skit for 2 speaking clowns (2 clowns or actors face the audience in seriousness) Reader 1: The Father. Reader 2: The Son. Reader 1: The Holy Spirit. Reader 2: Not half but whole! (R1 turns and gives a slight dirty look to R2) Reader 1: Holy as in hallowed. Reader 2: Not full but hollow.

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Helmet of Salvation, a skit for 2 clowns – part of Steve Conley’s Armor of God series

by Steve Conley (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) Scripture Reference: Ephesians 6:17, John 14:6 NIV Zondervan Cast: Clown 1 – Clown 1, Clown 2 – Clown 2 Props: A hard hat or helmet, Plastic bat Clown 1: Does your head ever get you in trouble? Let me go a little deeper. Does your mind […]

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It’s all around me – courtesy of Kenneth Reynolds

Here is a little “filler” to use between parts of your program.  We adapted it from something we found on the Boy Scouts skit site. Usually between our 2nd and third skits, we have a clown enter the congregation from outside the room, shouting “it’s all around me, it’s all around me!” as many times […]

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