He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not

He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns
He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns (author unknown) Clown 1 sitting on stage reading his Bible Clown 2 enters picking petals off a flower or carrying a bunch of flowers to be more visual to the...
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Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath

Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath
Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath A rework of David – a clownish retelling of David and Goliath, a skit by Tom Raymond, Characters: Narrator, Annie, Annie’s 2 sisters, Father/Sheriff (the same person can play both), “Rowdy Rusty” Custard Props: 5 balloon cow hats, ukulele, bag of “supplies,”...
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I received a call from Texas yesterday

Yesterday, I unexpectedly received a call from a firefighter in Texas, who was looking for a fire prevention skit. Thankfully, I was able to point him to this site, have him put fire prevention in the search box, and bingo! Here’s the point: If you use one of...
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Cleaning up after the elephants

Cleaning up after the elephants
Cleaning up after the elephants – a skit on the necessity of doing unpleasant jobs A skit for 2 clowns, 1 silent hobo, 1 speaking (clown or ringmaster) Props required: whisk broom, dust pan, push broom, garbage can on wheels, shovel, garbage bags (filled with air & tied...
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Delivery running gag

Delivery running gag
This is a classic clown routine — I first heard of it with Otto Griebling, where he would wander through the stands of the circus carrying a small plant, calling out the name of a fictional person to deliver the plant to, such as Mrs. McGillicuddy-Smythe. He wouldn’t find...
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Body of Christ clown skit

Body of Christ clown skit, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Beach United Methodist Church
Body of Christ clown skit, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Beach United Methodist Church Begins with a group of clowns walking across and just talking to each other. Solo clown coming the other way
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Clown skit Stagecoach

Clown skit Stagecoach – a classic routine for 2 speaking clowns
Clown skit Stagecoach – a classic routine for 2 speaking clowns Clown skit Stagecoach – a classic clown routine for 2 speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do, dealing with cowboy clowns dealing with a pursuit. In a class at the 2014...
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Duct Tape Sanctification

Duct Tape Sanctification is a gospel ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, dealing with the spirit of complaining — and how it’s expressed
Duct Tape Sanctification is a gospel ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, dealing with the spirit of complaining — and how it’s expressed Props required: already on stage, a table and a few chairs, possibly with some plastic plates on the table,...
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High wire Gospel skit

High wire Gospel skit – using the classic “slack rope” clown routine to demonstrate the Gospel
High wire Gospel skit – using the classic “slack rope” clown routine to demonstrate the Gospel Props: a length of rope (at least 6 feet long), a stuffed toy animal (or balloon twisted) to ride on the clown’s back at the end, tape measure, balancing stick, parasol Required: 4...
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