Archive for the Christmas Skits Category

Revised Tale of Bethlehem

A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement. This could be used as a clown skit nearly verbatim And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and wrapped [...]


The Meaning of Christmas, by William Martin, AKA: Specs the Clown

Christmas Skit 2012, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Church Cast: The Decorating Clowns (4), The Shopping Clowns (5), Clown 9 to talk with Children & Clowns. Clown 9 can also be one of the ministers, Clown 10, to pray As Children gather for the children’s sermon, a group of “Shopping Clowns” enters from left of  Sanctuary. [...]


Christmas Clown Skit

Courtesy of the Beauregard Parish collection of skits. This was developed for use as a children’s program. It has also been performed by a senior citizen’s group.


The Visitor – Christmas

The Visitor, a free clown Christmas skit for 4 or more clowns, courtesy of Clowns for Christ, inspired by Leo Tolstoy’s famous story of the same name Parts:  Dusting Clown, Sweeping Clown, Mailman, Hurt Child, Hurt Child’s Friend, Cashier, Teen Clown, Hobo Man, Hobo Woman, Off-Stage Voice Other children that can run through with the Hurt Child and [...]


How do you spell Christmas?

How Do You Spell Christmas? – a clown Christmas skit for 1 or more clowns, performed to the song “C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S” (Editor’s note: the idea for this Christmas skit came from a photograph in the highly-recommended book, If I Were A Clown). As the following song is played or performed (either by clowns or a chorus), 1 or more [...]


A Nativity Gift

A Nativity Gift – a free Christian clown Christmas skit pantomime for one, with music and sound effects, courtesy of: Richard O Jones (Jericho) Something Fishy Theatre First United Methodist Church Hamilton, Ohio MUSIC It Came Upon a Midnight Clear SFX Sheep, rising CLOWN enters from rear of auditorium with a shepherd head-dress, shepherd’s staff, pulling a stuffed sheep in a red [...]


The True Meaning of Christmas

The True Meaning of Christmas, a free clown Christmas skit for 2 or more clowns, written by John Gravley MAIN IDEA: introduce discussion about the true meaning of Christmas. HELPERS: at least two are needed but more can join. SETTING: classroom with teacher and at least one student. PROPS: large calendar with Dec. 25th highlighted, Christmas decorations, camera, Santa [...]


A Clown Christmas

This script is courtesy of Clowns for Christ Originally, this was written for a Narrator and 14 clowns. These clown roles can be combined. Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a very special group of clowns. (Clowns enter) You can see that their name tags say, “Clowns for Christ.” These clowns loved God very much. [...]


Birthday Party Invitation

Birthday Party Invitation – a free funny Christian clown skit for 2 or more speaking clowns, original by Raynbow & Goofy Grape, suitable for a Christmas skit A free Christmas skit for two clowns — we’ll be using Raynbow (an auguste) and Goofy Grape (another auguste) — any two (or more) would work. Skit either begins with Goofy [...]


‘Tis not the season

‘Tis not the season (To the tune of “Deck The Halls“) ‘Tis the season to be greedy! Fa la la la la, La la la la! Treat ourselves, forget the needy! Fa la la la la, La la la la! Charging gifts with wild abandon! Fa la la la la, La la la la! Credit [...]