No More Clown Kids Jumping on the Bed

Two little kids jumping on the bed
No More Clown Kids Jumping on the Bed! – a free clown skit, courtesy of Pookie the Clown Emily: Good evening ladies and gentleman. Tonight the Foster clown family will be performing for you. I will need your participation when I tell you. (Disclaimer: No clowns were harmed during...
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World’s Funniest Clown Skits

World’s Funniest Clown Skits by Barry DeChant
World’s Funniest Clown Skits by Barry DeChant  A truly nice collection of skits, broken up into 4 areas – skits for 1 clown, for 2 clowns, for 3 clowns, and for 4 or more clowns. One nice touch is that wherever possible, the author(s) of the skits are identified,...
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Comic Ministry Routines

Comic Ministry Routines, by Randy Christensen
Christian skits –  Comic Ministry Routines, by Randy Christensen First, it needs to be pointed out that this is a short book (41 pages, 5.5″ x 8.5″), with a lot of information packed into a small package. It contains a lot of good clown skits, both silent and...
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Tithe

tithe clown skit
What’s a ‘tithee’? free clown skit (A skit for 2 or more speaking clowns – two clowns enter, with one or both of them holding a clipboard and pencil – preferably clown-sized)
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What is Easter?

What is Easter? A free clown skit for three speaking clowns, and one “normal” person
What is Easter? A free clown skit for three speaking clowns, and one “normal” person (Editor’s note: this skit is written by Raynbow the Clown, and is based on the joke “Three clowns at the gates of heaven.” Also note that it could be easily re-written for one...
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He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not

He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns
He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns (author unknown) Clown 1 sitting on stage reading his Bible Clown 2 enters picking petals off a flower or carrying a bunch of flowers to be more visual to the...
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Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath

Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath
Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath A rework of David – a clownish retelling of David and Goliath, a skit by Tom Raymond, Characters: Narrator, Annie, Annie’s 2 sisters, Father/Sheriff (the same person can play both), “Rowdy Rusty” Custard Props: 5 balloon cow hats, ukulele, bag of “supplies,”...
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I received a call from Texas yesterday

Yesterday, I unexpectedly received a call from a firefighter in Texas, who was looking for a fire prevention skit. Thankfully, I was able to point him to this site, have him put fire prevention in the search box, and bingo! Here’s the point: If you use one of...
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Cleaning up after the elephants

Cleaning up after the elephants
Cleaning up after the elephants – a skit on the necessity of doing unpleasant jobs A skit for 2 clowns, 1 silent hobo, 1 speaking (clown or ringmaster) Props required: whisk broom, dust pan, push broom, garbage can on wheels, shovel, garbage bags (filled with air & tied...
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