Gold Ore – Abbott and Costello

Abbott and Costello skit, Gold Ore
Abbott and Costello skit,  Gold Ore Taken from Abbott and Costello‘s radio show, although they also did the same basic routine in  Lost in Alaska, and in their  TV show  as well.   The basic premise is that Lou Costello’s Uncle has struck gold in Alaska, and Lou...
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Are You Done Yet?

Clown Skits for Everyone, by Happy Jack FederAre You Done Yet? A free Christian clown skit for two clowns, demonstrating patience as one of the fruits of the Spirit. Original by Raynbow the Clown, inspired by a one-clown skit from Clown Skits for Everyone
Are You Done Yet? A free Christian clown skit for two clowns, demonstrating patience as one of the fruits of the Spirit. Original by Raynbow the Clown, inspired by a one-clown skit from Clown Skits for Everyone Props: A drawing pad (or as fancy as you’d like; feel...
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Into All the World

Into all the world - heart
Into All the World – a free Christian clown skit written by John Gravley MAIN IDEA: to show that God calls us to go into all the world and share the Gospel. Going into all the world means places far away and places close to home. HELPERS: at...
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Hold your tongue

Hold Your Tongue - a skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the meaning of "He who holds his tongue is wise." Original by Raynbow the Clown.
Hold Your Tongue – a skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the meaning of “He who holds his tongue is wise.” Original by Raynbow the Clown. Skit begins with Clown 1 walking on stage, looking around for Clown 2. Clown 1: Hello everyone! My partner and I are...
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Thou Shalt Not Covenant

Thou Shalt Not Covenant - a clown skit for two speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do, an original skit by Raynbow D Clown, suggested by a discussion in the Clown Ministry group at groups.yahoo.com
Thou Shalt Not Covenant – a clown skit for two speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do, an original skit by Raynbow D Clown, suggested by a discussion in the Clown Ministry group at groups.yahoo.com (props required: a Bible, either...
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The Breastplate of Righteousness

Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6
The Breastplate of Righteousness by Steve Conley (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) Clown walks in reading the Bible….. (Bible should be made out of foam core and hollow on the inside to store the props.) Clown says out loud…
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Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons

Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons, by Floyd Shaffer
Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons, by Floyd Shaffer  Mr. Shaffer takes the reader through the liturgical calendar year and gives some good ideas for holiday related clowning. I, personally, find the skits presented limited since they are all silent, as Mr. Shaffer does all of his clown ministry....
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No More Clown Kids Jumping on the Bed

Two little kids jumping on the bed
No More Clown Kids Jumping on the Bed! – a free clown skit, courtesy of Pookie the Clown Emily: Good evening ladies and gentleman. Tonight the Foster clown family will be performing for you. I will need your participation when I tell you. (Disclaimer: No clowns were harmed during...
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World’s Funniest Clown Skits

World’s Funniest Clown Skits by Barry DeChant
World’s Funniest Clown Skits by Barry DeChant  A truly nice collection of skits, broken up into 4 areas – skits for 1 clown, for 2 clowns, for 3 clowns, and for 4 or more clowns. One nice touch is that wherever possible, the author(s) of the skits are identified,...
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Comic Ministry Routines

Comic Ministry Routines, by Randy Christensen
Christian skits –  Comic Ministry Routines, by Randy Christensen First, it needs to be pointed out that this is a short book (41 pages, 5.5″ x 8.5″), with a lot of information packed into a small package. It contains a lot of good clown skits, both silent and...
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